Trump’s need to compensate for a small penis explains everything about his need for a ballroom, the grotesque size of the ballroom, and the gaudy golden ballroom interior.

It also explains Trump’s gaudy golden makeover of the White House, his ridiculous gold coin concept showing him angrily looming over the Resolute Desk, his need to scrawl his signature on everything like a mongrel marking his territory, Trump’s war with Iran that he is already bored with (aren’t we still at war with Venezuela?), his threat to take Cuba, his threat to Denmark to take over Greenland, his threat to take Canada, and Trump’s tariff tantrums.