What’s next for the Justice Department after Bondi’s firing?

PBS News asks, “What’s next for the Justice Department after Bondi’s firing”

Might I suggest the following?

  • Cake
  • Ice cream
  • Party balloons
  • Music (I recommend starting with this song by Kool & The Gang)
  • Dancing
  • The cease of all vindictive and selective prosecutions targeting everyone who doesn’t kiss Trump’s sorry ass.
  • A return to an independent Justice Department that pursues cases based on facts and the rule of law instead of the whims of a criminal president.
  • The public release of all files related to Trump’s best friend and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, completely unredacted (except for the names of victims unless authorized by the victims), and the appointment of a Special Prosecutor with the explicit mandate to pursue charges against all criminal suspects within those files regardless of who they are.

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Trump’s Need To Compensate For Small Penis

Donald Trump demonstrates the size of his erect penis and why he needs a ballroom to compensate for it.

Trump’s need to compensate for a small penis explains everything about his need for a ballroom, the grotesque size of the ballroom, and the gaudy golden ballroom interior.

It also explains Trump’s gaudy golden makeover of the White House, his ridiculous gold coin concept showing him angrily looming over the Resolute Desk, his need to scrawl his signature on everything like a mongrel marking his territory, Trump’s war with Iran that he is already bored with (aren’t we still at war with Venezuela?), his threat to take Cuba, his threat to Denmark to take over Greenland, his threat to take Canada, and Trump’s tariff tantrums.

First D&D Adventures

SPOILER ALERT: This post is going to describe the five adventures that my D&D group played between 1987 and 1988. Spoilers will be revealed. So, if you have not yet played these modules, and if you think that you might want to play them some day (and I do encourage you to play them), then you should skip this post. You have been warned.

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First D&D Experience

TSR Dungeons & Dragons Basic Set box cover, 1981

The year was 1981, or maybe 1982, so I would have been about 13 or 14 years old. I know I did not buy it for myself, so it must have been a gift, but I could not tell you from whom or for what occasion. I remember the red and purple box with a green dragon, and some lady holding a weird flaming torch in one hand, and green ball of something in the other. The box said it was a game called Dungeons & Dragons, but I had never heard of it before.

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